What my hair looks like...
During the day:
Right before I go to bed:
(via rainbow-llama)
What my hair looks like...
During the day:
Right before I go to bed:
(via rainbow-llama)
When you get into a fight..
This is how you think you look:
But this is how you really look;
![tastefullyoffensive:
[via]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4yszojzB51qewacoo1_500.jpg)
hey i just met you
and this is jay z
(via worsethanawhitebitch)
A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
- Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
- Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
- Doctor: Denise.
- Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
- Doctor: Denephew.
